I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me! And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes." "Why both? And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring." And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your girlfriend? I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. ", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples. "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself." Flowers A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says "I guess I'll have to spread my legs now." And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase? " She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Rich & Poor A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. " And the poor man says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo.The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll do. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle." "Do you think it will work? After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.".